01/16/2012 - FUNNY PICKUP LINES

FUNNY PICKUP LINES

Okay, so I've worked in bars in the past, as a waitress and a bartender. I've heard some pretty funny pickup lines. I'll never forget when I was 18 and an older guy asked me "What's your Sign?" Of course, I immediately replied, "How about...STOP"

Whether you were guilty of saying them or hearing them -

here's a few to give you a laugh or two.

- It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
- There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet.... you're name.
- You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
- I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
- Excuse me; I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
- If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
- Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
- Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
- Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
- You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
- I may not be a genie but I can make your wishes come true
- Are you a magnet cuz I’m attracted to you
- Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
- Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
- Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.